7 FUN FACTS:
I'm a witty wordsmith and musical mongrel handcrafted in the USA.
I can catch flies like MR. MIYAGI.
You can usually find me leading Segway tours of old town Scottsdale, Arizona.
I used to have an imaginary friend named FRED.
My CB handle is COOKIE MONSTER.
WEIRD AL is one of my heroes.
A really good day involves you reading my book!
Run With The Quirky Bird