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  1. I'm a witty wordsmith and musical mongrel handcrafted in the USA.

  2. I can catch flies like MR. MIYAGI.

  3. You can usually find me leading Segway tours of old town Scottsdale, Arizona.

  4. I used to have an imaginary friend named FRED.

  5. My CB handle is COOKIE MONSTER.

  6. WEIRD AL is one of my heroes.

  7. A really good day involves you reading my book!

Run With The Quirky Bird

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